LOCATION: The Bazaar, Silvermoon City FACTION: Horde At the southern end of the Bazaar, there is a large gathering of people yelling at some lady and a priest who are decrying the abuse of magic and the cost of the luxury that the blood elves have become accustomed to. All it really is missing is… Read More And I Thought The Cenarion Circle Was Annoying
Location: Murder Row, Silvermoon City Faction: Horde to visit the last area of Silvermoon, the one I as a warlock call home: Murder Row. Okay, it’s not like the Four Seasons or something, but how many nice places have you heard of that have turned out to be real dives? I mean, did the Luxury… Read More Murder is a Warlock Word for Home
Location: Ratchet, The Barrens Faction: Neutral Perhaps it’s my affinity for gallows humor or simply the break neck pace of goblin life that has me hanging by the ropes, but I’m dying to tell you about this one. Okay, you can hurt me for that one, but sure enough right outside of Ratchet is an… Read More Goblins For Capital Punishment!
LOCATION: Outside the Silvermoon City Front Gates, Eversong Woods FACTION: Horde Underneath the bridge in front of the city gates is Jero’me. He just sleeps under there and occasionally begs for money. If you actually talk to him he asks if you want to here some rhymes. Which you can respond to with a resounding… Read More Star Crossed Lovers With Rhymez
LOCATION: The Royal Exchange, Silvermoon City FACTION: Horde First stop is the Royal Exchange. The best question anyone can ask about the royal exchange is simply: What is so royal about it? I mean, yes, it is home to a bank and an auction house, but so is the bazaar and you don’t see anyone… Read More Dead Paladin Found Near Bank, More at 11.
LOCATION: Farstrider Square, Silvermoon City FACTION: Horde Welcome to Farstrider Square, home of soldiers, hunters, and a giant keg of magma! That’s right, next time you run over to smelt some ore into bars, take a look up at where the hot goo that powers the forge is coming from. It’s pouring out of a… Read More It’s An Optical Illusion of Fiery Death!
LOCATION: Sunfury Spire, Silvermoon City FACTION: Horde The giant fountain of spitting fish and water power over women is a bit much for me, it screams innuendo. Then again, I’m the one who is playing Freud with the massive amounts of large towers that are scattered around the city (The largest being the home of… Read More Elf Girls Like Princes With HUGE Towers
Location: Shimmering Flats, Thousand Needles Faction: Neutral I really think the Shimmering Flats need to be separated from Thousand Needles. It does not make sense to have an entire zone named after a very visual motif such as dozens (Not thousands, but I’m going to assume that Tauren struggle with counting. They are very nature… Read More A Thousand Is Exaggerating
Location: Windbreak Canyon, Thousand Needles Faction: Horde There’s a bit of business involving the quest Alien Egg. The quest details an Alien Egg that is guarded by the serpents, as if it were one of their own. So I nab the thing and turn it in and, you won’t believe this, a serpent pops out… Read More Alien Egg, My Aching %&*…
Location: Warsong Gulch, The Barrens and Ashenvale (Respectively) Faction: Neutral I’m not going to even touch on the fact that the whole point of this “strategic” battle is to grab the other sides flag. We all know that it is ridiculous and requires a magnanimous leap of willing disbelief. So, no need to talk about… Read More Flags Are Serious Business
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