VRYKERION

Category: World of Warcraft

A collection of Oddities, Rants, and other funny things about the World of Warcraft

  • Dead Paladin Found Near Bank, More at 11.

    LOCATION: The Royal Exchange, Silvermoon City FACTION: Horde First stop is the Royal Exchange. The best question anyone can ask about the royal exchange is simply: What is so royal about it? I mean, yes, it is home to a bank and an auction house, but so is the bazaar and you don’t see anyone…

  • It’s An Optical Illusion of Fiery Death!

    LOCATION: Farstrider Square, Silvermoon City FACTION: Horde Welcome to Farstrider Square, home of soldiers, hunters, and a giant keg of magma! That’s right, next time you run over to smelt some ore into bars, take a look up at where the hot goo that powers the forge is coming from. It’s pouring out of a…

  • Elf Girls Like Princes With HUGE Towers

    LOCATION: Sunfury Spire, Silvermoon City FACTION: Horde The giant fountain of spitting fish and water power over women is a bit much for me, it screams innuendo. Then again, I’m the one who is playing Freud with the massive amounts of large towers that are scattered around the city (The largest being the home of…

  • A Thousand Is Exaggerating

    Location: Shimmering Flats, Thousand Needles Faction: Neutral I really think the Shimmering Flats need to be separated from Thousand Needles.  It does not make sense to have an entire zone named after a very visual motif such as dozens (Not thousands, but I’m going to assume that Tauren struggle with counting.  They are very nature…

  • Alien Egg, My Aching %&*…

    Location: Windbreak Canyon, Thousand Needles Faction: Horde There’s a bit of business involving the quest Alien Egg.  The quest details an Alien Egg that is guarded by the serpents, as if it were one of their own.  So I nab the thing and turn it in and, you won’t believe this, a serpent pops out…

  • Flags Are Serious Business

    Location: Warsong Gulch, The Barrens and Ashenvale (Respectively) Faction: Neutral I’m not going to even touch on the fact that the whole point of this “strategic” battle is to grab the other sides flag. We all know that it is ridiculous and requires a magnanimous leap of willing disbelief. So, no need to talk about…

  • I Love Illidan Followed By V*A*S*H*J…

    So how exactly would you, from a role playing experience, justify doing a dungeon more than once?  How many times can you write off the dark evil as not extinguished but merely wounded.  Is it possible to explain why no matter how many times you kill a level 21 elite, he keeps coming back? I…