Location: The Eventide, Dalaran This thing has been bugging me since the beginning of Wrath of the Lich King, but I wasn’t able to put my finger on it till recently. In the Eventide, there is the most infamous fountain in all of WoW. Why? Because you fish coins out of it! I’m not going… Read More Of Cabbages and Kings and Statues
Probably the most closely watched candidate for this election is the current Warchief, Thrall. Under his leadership, the Horde has seen a great deal of progress. While many have argued that Thrall’s achievements are pulling the Horde in the direction of compromise and surrender, no one can argue that the Horde is the strongest it’s… Read More Warchief Election: Thrall’s Message of Unity
The Barrens. Even the name doesn’t bring pleasant images to mind. Across these dusty plains lies a couple of trees and maybe an oasis here or there. The appearance just sets a somber tone for the many young Horde adventurers who will be spending a good deal of time here. The lack of traffic has… Read More Barrens Beautification Project Begins
Father’s Day is always an interesting holiday in Azeroth, after three wars in the past twenty-five years the holiday has taken a very somber tone for many. Reports of the Horde’s warchief is spending the day in the isolation of a cliff side in the hills of Alterac in quiet meditation. Drek’Thar, one of the… Read More The Chilling Sounds of Father’s Day
There’s a menace that has become deeply entrenched in very way of life that we all enjoy across the world of Azeroth. A menace that spouts profanity, hate, and things best never said to another living being. From my earliest experiences in World of Warcraft, this problem has existed. To put it simply, no matter… Read More Op-Odd: Speech in Azeroth
Welcome back folks to the final installment of the Stormwind Tour. We’ve had an eccentric tour thus far to say the least, but no worries. We have a new tour guide here with us now and his psychological profile check has proven to be way more stable than the last guy. Now enjoy, as we… Read More L. Gnight Shaman’s ‘Old Town’
While Garrosh Hellscream has been promoting his platform of the Horde dominance across all of Azeroth, the other camps have been scrambling to get their own campaign advertisements out in order to match him. Word has it that it Thrall has been focus testing a number of slogans that would match Garrosh’s appeal to the… Read More Basic Campfire Makes A Simple Statement
The battle lines have been drawn, hats thrown into the ring and a royal rumble of Horde politics have begun! With a record number of five candidates running for the coveted position of Warchief this fall, each camp has been rushing to win over voters hearts and minds. Ironically, the only camp we haven’t seen… Read More Warchief Election: Garrosh Makes First Move
“TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!” – Overheard every night in the Dwarven District… Ah! Smell that? That stench of molten flux and grain alcohol? We’ve made it to the Dwarven district, my friends. The Dwarven District is world apart from the rest of Stormwind, the moment you step inside the walls of the area, you’re lungs are… Read More Needz More Booze: The Dwarven District
Earlier today I decided to blow off some steam at work by coming up with a series of campaign ads for different candidates for Warchief. They turned out to be quite popular around the Twitter-sphere, so I thought I’d make up some campaign buttons for those who wanted to show their support! Each one features… Read More Get Your Warchief Election 2010 Buttons!
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