Category: Eastern Kingdom
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“What’s so special about the cheese makers?” “Well, obviously it’s not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.” – Overheard in the Stormwind Cathedral We’ve reached the half way mark of the Stormwind Tour! We’re taking a stop off in the Cathedral Square to rest our feet. As someone…
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“I meant to do that.” – Random Mage Flying Through a Window Perhaps taking a break in the serenity of nature will keep my mind off of the immense greed and corruption of the Trade District. So a quick jaunt over to the Mage Quarter is in order. The architecture is very different in this…
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“This iz where I make the big bucks, yo. Fools be wishin they gotz what it takes to go toe ta toe with me in the auction hizouse.” – Stevesbank, a Trade District local A long while back, I had made the proclamation that my favorite city to spend time in was Silvermoon. After all,…
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Location: Karazhan, Deadwind Pass Faction: Neutral Karazhan has always been a place that’s not all there. The wizard that lived there was ‘half-possessed’ by the leader of the Burning Legion, had an affair with a half-orc/half-draenei with a heart of gold (and a knife in King Llane’s chest), and spent half of his time killing…
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Location: Saltheril’s Haven, Eversong Woods Faction: Horde Back when The Burning Crusade was the next big thing, there was a lot of talk about the Blood Elves. They originally had scrawnier models that looked weak, so Blizz buffed up the models to look like… well… models. The other concern was with their attitude. Were the…
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Location: Stonewrought Dam, Loch Modan/Wetlands Faction: Alliance I have to wonder some days exactly what is going through the minds of some races. At what point did a group of dwarves layout the structure for this dam and go “You know what? I think this needs some more spitting.” Especially when you realize this is…
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Location: Scholomance, Western Plaguelands Faction: Neutral Back when I lived in Santa Fe, New Mexico (Never again. NEVER. AGAIN.), there was a school there called School for the Deaf. One day, when I was driving around with my family, my sister saw the sign but the “F” in deaf was blocked by a tree. So…
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Location: The Western Sanctum, Eversong Woods Faction: Horde I know, the title sounds like a fortune cookie. But this is a bit of a zen riddle already. That or some wacky practical joke courtesy of Blizzard. If you travel to the Western Sanctum and go around behind it where the little mountain is, then look…
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Location: Valley of Spears, Desolace Faction: Neutral More specifically the Centaur KAAAHHHNNNS! While wandering around trying to finish up my Lunar Festival achievements (If you are wondering – No, I did not succeed. One Omen kill and most of the Northrend Elders got missed by the deadline), I had to make my way back into…
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Location: Fenris Isle, Silverpine Forest Faction: Horde …So let’s just mostly bury him. Continuing on from my discussion on the complete lack of effort on the behalf of Thule Ravenclaw last week, here we have absolutely non-implied evidence of how lazy these undead are. They don’t even finish burying the bodies. Just look at the…
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