So it turns out that whole treasure thing was a giant firey four armed goat man named Belias. Which certainly says some things about the Dynast-King’s personal uh… interests, doesn’t it? But what about the pretty rock? Did they have the Dawn Shard? And why is the Empire here?
Somewhere in the depths of the dusty old tomb is a great treasure, and the proof of Princess Ashe’s noble lineage, and maybe some gil. Probably some gil. Treasure chests like dropping a pittance of gil. But first we have to figure out our way past these bloody Demon Walls! Yes, I said WALLS plural!
Dive into the whimsical world of FINAL FANTASY III with our ultimate edited playthrough of the Pixel Remaster version! Join us all the hilarity and charm as we riff through the unforgettable and compelling story of last entry developed for the Nintendo Famicom (NES) by SquareSoft. Watch the legendary Warriors of Light – this time… Read More The Whole Snarky Story of… FINAL FANTASY III
Beyond the Sandsea lies the Tomb of Raithwall, but to enter it we first have to deal with its guardian – a giant bird that we’ve been warned about like 20 times by the local merchants. And since we completely whiffed the whole quest with the Land Turtle, this is gonna be a bit trickier…
Is this a solution or an IMPOSTER? This whole puzzle is sus! We dive into the Among Us DLC for Escape Simulator to try and call a meeting before- Oh hey a cute robot!
We’ve crossed the first half of the Sandsea on our journey, but something far worse awaits us on the other side – The return of the Land Turtle. Kind of. I mean, it’s not called a Land Turtle, but we all know it is.
A discussion about working in the tech field descends into reminiscing about the days of web 1.0 and the strange and downright jank tech we all used to use – and some we didn’t. Including the days of web forums with phpbb, hosting your own web sites on GeoCities and Microsoft’s strange experiment in getting… Read More Just Chattin’ Bout: The Old Tech
Escaping the Leviathan after defeating the somewhat intimidating Judge Ghis, Vahn and company get ‘volunteered’ to ‘kidnap’ Ashe to go after the only thing that get her the throne of Rabanastre back – some manner of proof of her birthright. To do that we’ll have to go across the Sandsea where we fight the Fremen-… Read More Final Fantasy XII #13: Into the Sandsea
It’s been a year, time to venture back into the DARKWOOD, a survival horror game with emphasis on survival! We wander back out into the woods to search for the only thing blocking our progress: A four digit code!
With another new party member with another randomly rolled job we begin to cut our way through the Acadian dreadnought known as the Leviathan in hopes of finding a pretty rock only to find a different pretty rock and Penelo. So that’s at least one objective down.
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