Waddling through the sewers of the Garamsythe Waterway, we’re off to sneak into the Rabanastre Palace to take back treasure… for the People! Or just to pad our pockets. But we aren’t the only one’s with our eyes on the prize… Vry is one of eight racers competing to see who gets the best time… Read More Final Fantasy XII #5: Pilfering the Palace

With our randomly selected Black and White Mages, Vaan and Penelo, equipped with a single spell each, it’s time to make Jim Henson proud as we hunt down these bright, yellow, and glowing ‘Dark Crystals’ around the Giza Plains to charge our Shadestone into a Sunstone. All while we get fire and earth stones from… Read More Final Fantasy XII #4: The Shade & Sunstones

They Old Dalan knows exactly how to sneak into the palace and break into the super secret vault! That sounds like something we can ignore in favor of finding out more about Montblanc the Moogle and his amazingly disorganized Clan Centurio. Then we head over to the Westersand for a quick jog through the sandstorm… Read More Final Fantasy XII #3: Clan Centurio & Hunting Thextera

Street Rat? Riff Raff? I don’t buy that. If only they’d look closer: They’d see a bland POV character. Meet Vaan, the orphan rascal who wants to hunt big game, stick it to the man (by which we mean the Empire), and become a Sky Pirate. When Vayne Solidor, a new Imperial Consul, arrives, it’s… Read More Final Fantasy XII #2: Of Rogue Tomatoes and Consuls

Racers, start your Chocobos and get ready for a side-splitting and positively silly run through of Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age where we try to unpack a story with so many names, dates and places dropped you’ll need another tab open to the Final Fantasy Wiki just to keep up. Vry is one of… Read More Final Fantasy XII #1: The Fall of Dalmasca