Growing Up #7: It’s Not a PHASE, Mom. I am Sephiroth!
“No one likes to admit to them. To the mistakes they’ve made because of their youth.” – Char Aznable
Month: February 2025
Final Fantasy IX #42: Pure Pandemonium
Curse this game for making me remember Final Fantasy 2 happened. Again.
The Final Fantasy Legend [END]: Attack And Dethrone God
Well, that solves the ‘Problem of Evil’ – God’s a bored jerk.
Final Fantasy IX #41: You are Not Alone (Whether You Like It Or Not)
More positive mental health ads need an electric guitar solo.
The Final Fantasy Legend #9: Activating the Trap Card
It’s time to face off with the monster disrupting the worlds of the Tower… wait… why is it suddenly getting further away?
Final Fantasy IX #40: Terra Firma
Another world, an alien world… with so many more Zidanes… Truly, this is a horror.
The Final Fantasy Legend #8: Go Go Bird-Zilla!
In which I decide I pretty much hate birds.
Final Fantasy IX #39: A Critique of Nostalgia
Time to start touring memory road. First stop? The return of Jack’s buddies in Final Fantasy I.
Growing Up #6 – Degrassi: The Illiterate Generation
I will simply bore my bully into leaving me alone.
Final Fantasy IX #38: Ipsen Spelt Sideways is ‘Notice Me Senpi’
Dracula wishes his topsy turvy castle was this cool. And yes, I completely forgot all the previous dialogue about Ipsen in this one. No excuse. For shame, Mr. Storyteller.
Vrykerion 