So there’s been a bit of a hub bub about Star Wars: The Old Republic’s newest companion, Treek. While a lot of the talk is mostly about how Treek is acquired (requiring 1 million credits AND a Level 40 legacy or just shelling out 2100 Cartel Coins with no legacy requirement at all) I personally find the companion to be worth the trouble and/or money. Why you ask? Is it because for a measly 700 CC I can unlock Treek on all my characters? No. Is it because Treek is the first companion that can switch between tank and healing modes? Nuh-uh.
Treek is the best companion ever because Treek is an Ewok.
It’s like the universal answer to any question involving Treek. “Why will I be getting Treek?” EWOK.
“Why should YOU get Treek?” EWOK.
“How much does Treek cost?” EWOK! DOES IT MATTER?! EEEEWOK! DID I STUTTER?
“Pfft. Ewoks are stupid.”
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Treek? Eat them.
(Never forget that the ewoks were getting ready to cook Luke, Han and Chewie before C3PO got all god on them. Do not #$%& with the ewoks. Yub yub, mutha #$%&a)
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