
Location: The Gold Road, The Barrens
Faction: Neutral (But they might hit you if your alliance)
Just a bit south from the Crossroads (So Alliance, take in the sights before going on a muderous rampage), there’s a tent on the east side of the road. Inside are two female Horde Guards chatting away. They never really say anything though. They move their mouths, the wave their hands, but not one bit of dialogue has come out of these two. One of them does laugh at some point, so they have to be talking about something funny. I bet it’s boys. You know once you go tauren, your love life will never be borin’.