So it’s Noblegarden time again, and tradition dictates that I make some kind of post about a rabbit. Luckily, I’ve got a doozy of a hare-raising tale that keep you hopping. Oh I’ve hinted at it, and I’ve mentioned it, but now it’s time to actually talk about. In the heart of Forsaken territory, beneath… Read More Beware the Bunnies
If there is one thing I’ve noticed while going through the new Cataclysm 1 to 60 “experience” (because that’s the only marketing buzz word I can dig out of my brain that can accurately match the amazingly well done revision to the game in my opinion) is that someone at Blizzard – or all of… Read More Of Blizzard, and WoW and Really Bad Eggs
Location: Amberstill Ranch, Dun Morogh Okay, how come every single time I end up talking about Dun Morogh, it also ends up being some kind of kinky innuendo laced sex joke? What is it with dwarves anyway? They like putting some boom in the bedroom, dirty old priests hide out in their backyard, and now… Read More Sweet Sweet Dwarf Lovin’
Where? The Blue Recluse, Stormwind Mage Quarter His name is Steven Lohan. He works and operates a small tavern in the mage district of Stormwind. He has a brother, he has employees, and he seems to have a good life. But Steven Lohan is a lie. Because in the chaos and panic of the Shattering,… Read More Wolf in People’s Clothing
Where? Stormwind Canals Have I got a whale of a tale for ya. It ain’t no fish story either. More of a boot story really. You see, down in the canals of Stormwind city there are a pair of young men – Billy and Adam. Two young boys who seem the same as any of… Read More If the Boot Fits: A Fish Story
Where? The Burning Steppes You ever notice that there’s always been a strong association with fighting and dogs? And I don’t mean in the abusive illegal Michael Vick kind of way (See that? That’s topical humor right there. Well, for me at least). But on an Alliance quest in the heart of the Burning Steppes,… Read More Let Loose the Worgs of War!
Where? Sunstrider Isle, Eversong Woods This is probably one of the first weird things I can actually sitting at my desk and wondering about way back in the day. They were so iconic of the Blood Elf culture, yet the Sin’dorei seemed completely oblivious to them. It baffled me how you could run an entire… Read More Rock Me, Asmodeus
Welcome back folks to the final installment of the Stormwind Tour. We’ve had an eccentric tour thus far to say the least, but no worries. We have a new tour guide here with us now and his psychological profile check has proven to be way more stable than the last guy. Now enjoy, as we… Read More L. Gnight Shaman’s ‘Old Town’
“TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!” – Overheard every night in the Dwarven District… Ah! Smell that? That stench of molten flux and grain alcohol? We’ve made it to the Dwarven district, my friends. The Dwarven District is world apart from the rest of Stormwind, the moment you step inside the walls of the area, you’re lungs are… Read More Needz More Booze: The Dwarven District
“Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale of a fateful trip that started from this city port aboard a tiny ship. The first mate was a mighty sailing man, the skipper brave and sure and five passengers set sail that day for what they thought would be a three hour tour…” – Sherwyle… Read More I’m on a Boat: Stormwind Harbor
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