All the Strange Things Collected Thus Far
So it’s Noblegarden time again, and tradition dictates that I make some kind of post about a rabbit. Luckily, I’ve got a doozy of a hare-raising tale that keep you hopping. Oh I’ve hinted at it, and I’ve mentioned it, but now it’s time to actually talk about. In the heart of Forsaken territory, beneath… Read More Beware the Bunnies
A little over a year and a half ago, I wrote about something that had my imagination all abuzz with the number of possibilities it presented. I compared maps, I crafted theories – Heck, I was a regular Pseudo-Rades. And since even before I wrote that post, I was trying to figure out what the… Read More The Answer to Snakes, Bigger Snakes and Everything!
WARNING: Today’s post contains SFW material viewed with a NSFW mind. You have been warned. If you compare the Night Elf society with the rest of the world of Azeroth, they are a radical departure from the societal norms that the other races and kingdoms hold. A society divided by gender lines – the women… Read More Night Elves are Pervs
Location: Thousand Needles Atop the plateau that lines the outer ring of Thousand Needles, just past the the Twilight’s Hammer camp where they are forging some multi-faceted monstrosity called Animus, there is a giant stone green head. This tells me two things: First, no one apparently likes kal’dorei sculpture as I’m fairly certain not a one… Read More Planet of the Bugs… & Elves… Trolls too
Location: Zangarmarsh, South of Daggerfen Village Don’t worry. The truth is not out there. There actually is something wrong with your television. Don’t swing away, Merril, because Mel Gibson is nowhere close to this one. What we got here is just a good ol’ fashion prank by the locals combined with some swamp gas. No… Read More Signs and Shrooms
Location: Orgrimmar Docks, Durotar You know what I hate? Murlocs. They hunt in swarms, blitzing toward their targets like a group of gigantic amphibious hornets having a bad day, and then tackle, maim and devour you without a second thought. There are few exceptions to this MO, like the Winterfin tribe of the Borean Tundra,… Read More OMGWTFITZSOCUTEBBQ?!
If there is one thing I’ve noticed while going through the new Cataclysm 1 to 60 “experience” (because that’s the only marketing buzz word I can dig out of my brain that can accurately match the amazingly well done revision to the game in my opinion) is that someone at Blizzard – or all of… Read More Of Blizzard, and WoW and Really Bad Eggs
Location: Amberstill Ranch, Dun Morogh Okay, how come every single time I end up talking about Dun Morogh, it also ends up being some kind of kinky innuendo laced sex joke? What is it with dwarves anyway? They like putting some boom in the bedroom, dirty old priests hide out in their backyard, and now… Read More Sweet Sweet Dwarf Lovin’
Where? The Blue Recluse, Stormwind Mage Quarter His name is Steven Lohan. He works and operates a small tavern in the mage district of Stormwind. He has a brother, he has employees, and he seems to have a good life. But Steven Lohan is a lie. Because in the chaos and panic of the Shattering,… Read More Wolf in People’s Clothing
Where? The Crossroads, Northern Barrens Who in Azeroth steals a wagon? No, I’m serious. We’re talking about a fantasy world where zeppelins and helicopters exist, everyone rides around on wolves, dinosaurs, big goats or something, and you can instantaneously receive a full-sized war bear from a mailbox (Behold the power of SCIENCE!). Why would anyone… Read More Tie Your Wagons Down (Or You Ain’t No Friend of Mine)
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