With our randomly selected Black and White Mages, Vaan and Penelo, equipped with a single spell each, it’s time to make Jim Henson proud as we hunt down these bright, yellow, and glowing ‘Dark Crystals’ around the Giza Plains to charge our Shadestone into a Sunstone. All while we get fire and earth stones from monster drops. Did we wander into Pokemon at some point? Because I think we’re set on Eveelution stones now.

Vry is one of eight racers competing to see who gets the best time to finish the game without using guides, speed boosts or enhancers. Will he score the best time? Or will his personal pension to tell jokes and over analyze random NPCs be the end of him?