They Old Dalan knows exactly how to sneak into the palace and break into the super secret vault! That sounds like something we can ignore in favor of finding out more about Montblanc the Moogle and his amazingly disorganized Clan Centurio. Then we head over to the Westersand for a quick jog through the sandstorm and fight a giant wolf called Thextera – who I think will be opening for Poison and Guns & Roses on the next tour?

Vry is one of eight racers competing to see who gets the best time to finish the game without using guides, speed boosts or enhancers. Will he score the best time? Or will his personal pension to tell jokes and over analyze random NPCs be the end of him?