Racers, start your Chocobos and get ready for a side-splitting and positively silly run through of Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age where we try to unpack a story with so many names, dates and places dropped you’ll need another tab open to the Final Fantasy Wiki just to keep up.

Vry is one of eight racers competing to see who gets the best time to finish the game without using guides, speed boosts or enhancers. Will he score the best time? Or will his personal pension to tell jokes and over analyze random NPCs be the end of him?