Well, when I heard about Bioware doing their own class storyline summaries over at the SWTOR website, I couldn’t help but think of this:
Leonardo: For too long, the miserable corner store has been a haven for ludicrous price gouging, and rude, poorly-trained clerks.
Dante: You think he’s talking about us?
Leonardo: With names like ‘Dante’, and ‘Handel’.
Leonardo: Today marks the dawn of a new era. I give you, the people of Leonardo – the future!
[Pulls rope, unveiling another massive building]
[Crowd is silent, except for an isolated cough]
Leonardo: …It’s a new convenience store! Quick-ER Stop!…Eh? Yes?
Guess I’m out of a job. Back to blogging about Final Fantasy and making videos about how the hell I’m going to pay the rent in the Sims 4 when seven writers don’t want work.
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Nooo, nobody can replace your insightful snark! Anyway, it seems that they are just reposting stuff that was published in book form three years ago, so this isn’t exactly new…