Final Fantasy IX #37: Don’t Mess With Mog
There is no amount of creepy clowns that will save you from an angry fuzzball. Ask anyone who owns a hamster.
There is no amount of creepy clowns that will save you from an angry fuzzball. Ask anyone who owns a hamster.
The next world is in the sky. Sure. Why not? But I draw the line at Divine White Tiger Sky Pirate Lords.
Zidane vs the Volcano?
No. Seriously. How did it get here? Who put it here? WHY IS IT HERE?
It certainly is NOT better down where it’s wetter…
No one told ya that the Forbidden Continent was gonna be this waaaay (clap clap clap)
Childe Vry to the Dark… wait… no… uh…. Crystal? Nope. Lemme check the wiki… oh. Tower. It’s just called The Tower. Childe Vry to the Tower came? Fine. Let’s go with it.
Seasons don’t fear the reaper… but the Black Mages do.
We have to beat a Bandit who is a talking lizard, who is blackmailing an octopus girl into marriage, so that the octopus can be forced into marriage with the king… so we can get some armor. This place is weird.
We were doing… something…