Well, that solves the ‘Problem of Evil’ – God’s a bored jerk.

It’s time to face off with the monster disrupting the worlds of the Tower… wait… why is it suddenly getting further away?

In which I decide I pretty much hate birds.

Once again we ascend up the tower. Don’t worry. Everyone is only MOSTLY dead. We’ll just get to the next world and go to the inn and… and… IS THAT TOKYO?

The next world is in the sky. Sure. Why not? But I draw the line at Divine White Tiger Sky Pirate Lords.

It certainly is NOT better down where it’s wetter…

Childe Vry to the Dark… wait… no… uh…. Crystal? Nope. Lemme check the wiki… oh. Tower. It’s just called The Tower. Childe Vry to the Tower came? Fine. Let’s go with it.

We have to beat a Bandit who is a talking lizard, who is blackmailing an octopus girl into marriage, so that the octopus can be forced into marriage with the king… so we can get some armor. This place is weird.

It’s not THE Final Fantasy. It’s not even A Final Fantasy. If anything it’s a dirty lie!