Literally. No joke. It’s time to put the very concept of expiring on notice and win our happy ending.

Finally, the Final Dungeon awaits… and it’s our own memories?

Oh what the hey, let’s poke the doom ball a few times too and see if we can pop it.

You thought we were done with side treks? I find a few more to distract us!

The Final Dungeon awaits… let’s make a few minor stops first.

Curse this game for making me remember Final Fantasy 2 happened. Again.

More positive mental health ads need an electric guitar solo.

Another world, an alien world… with so many more Zidanes… Truly, this is a horror.

Dracula wishes his topsy turvy castle was this cool. And yes, I completely forgot all the previous dialogue about Ipsen in this one. No excuse. For shame, Mr. Storyteller.